Chauvinist Clap

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    This is a Limited Edition Compact Disc of CANVAS only (X) number were made, we kinda just wanted to create a few to give out but ended up ordering a few extra. This item comes in a 6-panel gate-fold card case, with artwork by Norris Webb. Pick up one and we will throw in and some other goodies just because. If you have limited funds and just wanted one email us at and we will send it out. Thanks for checking out the CANVAS project we really appreciate the support.

    K.L.U.B. Monsta
    (Joshua, J. Dotta, Kel Ricks)

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K.L.U.B. Monsta - Chauvinist Clap


(Kel Ricks)
I’m a rapper I’m not a poet/ poet I’m not a rapper/ guess its opposite dead cause you niggas just got it backwards/ got me sick to my stomach go gulping Mylanta new trio is Frio the most terrible tandem/ deliver shock value but no not timbland (ing)/ critical observation alerting you ambulances/ clap on and clap off rap on and rap off/ hard times for hard rhymes that concrete that asphalt if I did look twice I guess that’s her ass fault/ may I assist you and score get my pass off / matter fact its what you need / need some rest you just fatigued / see technically I'm foul and Mrs. Wallace I'm Rasheed/ know this beat is a banger have no reason for anger/ If I’m slightly deterred you know I’m giving the finger/ I'm a savage like corey but not in need of Tapanga/ right like 90 degrees you in the need of an angle

I C-L-A-P/ We C-L-A-P/ if I tip how she like she C-L-A-P/
Just clap for a nigga(2x)

(J. Dotta)
Reckon off if I reck it hope u niggas protected / check it I got ah message dis shit light so fluorescent / don't ever let em forget it ah murder scene not session / everybody confessing when cops is giving compression welllll / I ain't into dat any beat umma injure it / started from da projects my momma feeding me similac / papa in da lac he trying see where da bitches at (repeat 3x) / see I had to configure dat (whoa) / grand larceny fire shit dis da art of me / all da be arguably sorry u gotta pardon me / pardon me um speaking it awkwardly Charles Barkley / barking dey ain't biting um getting dat green broccoli/ properly giving props to da problems for fill prophecy / sike it gotta be better than dat it gotta be obsolete / obviously niggas rolling da dice and dis ain't monopoly / my propose was to do it on propose fuck an apology go/


Son of a hard worker/ mother devout Christian/ brother the only nigga I looked up to when I was little/ sneaking in dads drawer taking swigs of his liquor/ the back porch we smoking put fire to that swisher/ keep the drugs in the house supplier I paid the difference/ I'm high wit a couple dollars/ the streets runneth the children/ narcotic was up in college but not a willing partici/ did I'd when I was younger got that shit up out my system/ enough of that back story/ trying to eat like the fat boys/ young lady she saw the crib inquiring about the toys/ that's KAWS bih don't touch it/ break it you know we fucking/ a stack for a piece of plastic that sit bout tall as a muppet/ baby what we discussion/ you sucking or not/ stop with the time wasting you teasing or teething the cock easy /my goal deep hit the throat where the body just feel queezy/ she like whatever nigga shut up and just fucking feed me huh/


from CANVAS, releases October 24, 2020
Written by J. Bailey, J. Dates, K. Ricks
Produced by Rafeal “Anthem” Andres
Recorded by Brian “B-flat” Cook at B-flat studios, Birmingham, AL
Mixed by Brian “B-flat” Cook at B-flat studios, Birmingham, AL
Additional mixing by Rafeal “Anthem” Andres, Atlanta, Georgia



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K.L.U.B. Monsta Birmingham, Alabama

It has been over a year and a half since Alabama rap sensations, K.L.U.B. Monsta, released their critically-acclaimed Separate But Sequel. Over said time, in addition to carrying on the tradition of classic southern hip-hop, the rap trio—J-Dotta, Joshua, and Kel-Ricks, allowed their lyrical skills to evolve, meanwhile cultivating an overall sound that broadened their horizon. ... more

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